January 2012
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josh: dan is a man but he watches gossip girl. later, we're going to go look for his penis, see if we can find it.
dan: i haven't lost it.
victoriajaneasher:
things i’m allowed to do
insult my favorite band
things you’re not allowed to do
insult my favorite band
victoriajaneasher:
the best part of getting a lot of notes on a post is being able to laugh at the urls that show up on your dash
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mom: are you ready for school?
me: meeki funtoogi garsha hee queega
mom: no more sims for you
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glamoross:
you’re not a koala until you take a picture with band members
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hvccii:
do you guys ever wonder if sarah jessica parker’s reading all these posts and she’s just like
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frankanthonyiero:
my mom just texted me asking what kind of animal a thesaurus was
christurkleton:
Fills rectum with diet coke and clenches
inserts mentos fresh mint into anus
blasts of into the stratosphere
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*screaming at crowd*
Alex Gaskarth: YEAH EVERYONE GET NAKED YEAH LETS ALL HAVE SEX
Jack Barakat: TITTY FUCK BOOBS HAHA GET NAKED TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
Crowd is actually full of undercover cops the band is arrested for pursuit of minors and molestation, never play show again.
im so predictable sigh some of the only songs that have made me cry are lullabies and miserable at best lmao
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talkmusictome replied to your post: omg the girls who met josh before me showed him…
frickin creep
shut up u filipino
omg the girls who met josh before me showed him the tattoos they got on the back of their necks of his lyrics and i swear they werent in fucking english they were like hieroglyphics
anyway i found their tumblrs hehehehE
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